And we love you, drunk Ted!

charles-scherbatsky:

Yes it is. Look, you don’t want to tell me what’s wrong, fine. I don’t need to know. But you can never stop me from trying to cheer you up. It’s a fact of life. You’re just gonna have to deal with it.

Kids, your Aunt Robin never became a pole-vaulter, but she did become a famous journalist, a successful businesswoman, a world traveler. She was even briefly a bullfighter— that’s a funny story, I’ll get to that one later. But there’s one thing your Aunt Robin never was. She was never alone.

VICTORIA: She is so much bigger in your world than you realize and this thing that you’re all doing— you and Barney and Robin— where the three of you hang out at the bar, night in, night out, like you’re all just buddies, that doesn’t work. Trust me. You’ve got it all wrong. I’m right about this.

And sure enough, she was right. It didn’t work. We just didn’t realize it yet.

The 5 Doppelgangers:

• Lesbian Robin
• Mustache Marshall
• Stripper Lily
• Mexican Wrestler Ted
• Dr. Stangel