charles-scherbatsky:

Yes it is. Look, you don’t want to tell me what’s wrong, fine. I don’t need to know. But you can never stop me from trying to cheer you up. It’s a fact of life. You’re just gonna have to deal with it.

Kids, your Aunt Robin never became a pole-vaulter, but she did become a famous journalist, a successful businesswoman, a world traveler. She was even briefly a bullfighter— that’s a funny story, I’ll get to that one later. But there’s one thing your Aunt Robin never was. She was never alone.

The 5 Doppelgangers:

• Lesbian Robin
• Mustache Marshall
• Stripper Lily
• Mexican Wrestler Ted
• Dr. Stangel

I’m gonna rock your body ‘til Canada Day.