They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high. 




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The 5 Doppelgangers:
  • Lesbian Robin
  • Mustache Marshall
  • Stripper Lily
  • Mexican Wrestler Ted
  • Dr. Stangel

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Marshall: I’m sorry, who are you again?

Ted: This is Barney. I met him the other day. He’s kind of a jackass.

Barney: I’m teaching Ted how to live. And lucky for you, I have room for one more student. Think of me as Yoda. Only instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro. I’m broda. 

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