They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high.
The 5 Doppelgangers:
- Lesbian Robin
- Mustache Marshall
- Stripper Lily
- Mexican Wrestler Ted
- Dr. Stangel
Marshall: I’m sorry, who are you again?
Ted: This is Barney. I met him the other day. He’s kind of a jackass.
Barney: I’m teaching Ted how to live. And lucky for you, I have room for one more student. Think of me as Yoda. Only instead of being little and green, I wear suits and I’m awesome. I’m your bro. I’m broda.